Misterimpatient

OK. I’ve tried to read the Lord of the Rings before and always found myself stuck, like multisyllabic words in a peanut butter sandwich. This time, and I think I know why, I can read it without getting bored to death. Why? Easy, I skipped the forward and the prologue. Those sections are awful. I started with the story and already I’m picking up the differences from the movie. The most obvious is that in the book, Frodo, et al, don’t set off on their adventure for about 17 years after Frodo takes possession of the ring. The book reports him as not aging and yet, Sam, Merry and Pippen must be aging. Not so in the movie.

Who cares?
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Last weekend of July is the annual Father Folk festival, an un-advertised, completely word of mouth event somewhere in the state of Pennsylvania. Though it is held at an un-disclosed location, I can assure all readers that Dick Cheney does not attend this event. not that he would be unwelcome. One performer, who was well received generally, performed an anti-administration number he’d composed and the applause was not what it had been. This is a very Christian, very conservative part of the country. My president, right or wrong sorts. Scary, except that they are also very warm and welcoming. Nice folks but politically, lemmings.

I arrived late Friday evening with the family and, as soon as I grabbed my camera and started taking some video I realized I left my xD picture card at home. I ran out to the 24 hour Walmart for a new card. All they had was a 2Gbyte card, and not on sale. 44 bucks was a bit of a rip-off from the worlds largest retailer but still, I was glad to have it. I filmed a fair number of performances and took a modest number of pictures. Late, Saturday evening, I tried to free up some space to record some more video and ended up erasing everything. Ugh. I turned off the camera and pulled the card in hope that once I get home I’ll be able to un-delete the content. With nothing recorded over the existing data, I just hope the erasing a picture card is the same as erasing a disk: only the directory entries are erased. Fingers crossed.

Of course, I found a small xD card when I got back to my baggage so that I could at least take some pictures. 256Mbyte isn’t too bad. It holds about 80 6M-pixel shots.

The music Friday and Saturday was mostly good but a remarkably small portion of it was folk and bluegrass. I think there was a fair amount of blues, gospel and country. I would have liked more folk and bluegrass but I’m not in charge. I did read a book: The Andromeda Strain. I’d seen the movie a number of times but never read the book. I seem to recall the movie has at least one babe in the story while there are, I learned, none in the book. I’ve not read a lot of Michael Crichton yet. Just this and State of Fear. I liked both of these. I have avoided his work only because I didn’t like the movie Jurassic Park. Silly me judging an author by his movie adaptation. I’ll try to remember not to do that again. He’s back on my reading list.

Sunday is a slow day so far. Taking it easy. Getting ready for the long drive home tomorrow. 7-8 hours of family time in the car. Mad Libs will be fun.

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It was announced by the Army that at least one of their bases has decided that rather than honoring, individually, the sacrifice of the fallen, they’ll wrap these ceremonies in a neat little bow and hold them once a month. The article from the NY Times goes on to explain the rational for this. In short, these ceremonies on Army bases are a new thing with this war. Because we have an all volunteer Army, soldiers have real relationships with their Army base and the community around. In the past, drafted soldiers only spent enough time on an Army base to get trained and shipped out. The commander’s logic here is that these ceremonies are new, require a lot of resources and distract from other tasks. There are other ceremonies in the unit and the soldier’s home time.

The family is what matters here. As long as another soldier’s life isn’t put in harm’s way, these individual ceremonies must continue.

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No spoilers here.

I finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows this afternoon at 5:10. I enjoyed the book and can recommend it to anyone who has invested all the time and money in the other 6. Bad idea: Start with book 7. If I was in the mood to be sarcastic, mean and untruthful (I’m not in said mood) I’d say the best thing was the absence of quidditch. While that was a good thing, it hardly mattered. It really only underscored the somewhat more adult tone and content of this volume. More than some of the other HP books, I felt this one moved along quickly for most of it’s 759 pages.

Is the book 759 pages in the UK as well? I wondered because the line space in the US edition is pretty wide so that we get only 30 lines per page. I guess this is “young reader” spacing.

Anyway, I bought the book for full list price at 8 minutes past midnight on Saturday, July 21, 2007 at a local CVS(pharmacy). I had checked earlier in the day and the day staff said they had the book out back and it would be out for sale by 12:15. When I got there at midnight, the overnight crew knew nothing about it (infidels!), but they were good enough to go check. They found their one box of books and, after a few minutes I had my copy. They went on sale today for 24.99, down from 34.99 so I’ll bring my receipt back and they’ll give me a credit for the 10 bucks. If I wanted to wait over night, my local grocery store had a big pile of books for 19.99 but had I done that, by the time they opened I would have been 100 page behind.

The last observation I’ll make is that I’ve read on the net that it should take about 9.5 hours to read this book. I know I’m a slow reader but I bet I spent 18 hours, over two days, reading this. Some 10 year old is probably reading two pages for every one I finish AND I’ll bet with better comprehension.

Bring in the clowns….

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The family went, as a unit, to see the latest Harry Potter movie. Perhaps the most suspensful part of the event was getting to the theater. Taking our normal back road, a route which never, once, in the past has had traffic, was, last night, backed-up for what might have been miles. We certainly couldn’t see the cause from our position in the queue. After sitting for a few minutes, we turned around and decided to take the much longer, highway route.

We’d left home in more than plenty of time to get to the theater to get good seats. With the tickets purchased on-line, there would be no wait once we’d arrived.

I did what I always do before getting on the highway: I called for a traffic report. As luck would have it there was a lane closure reported just after our exit. It did look like clear sailing until about 2 miles before our exit when traffic slowed to about 10-15mph, with occasional full stops. Remaining calm is not my best trait in these circumstances but I did stay cool-ish. I encouraged my daughter, who was in the back seat listening to “music”, to not sing along as it was growing very annoying, or rather, the vast majority of my acceptance receptors were engaged with the traffic and none were left for her noises.

Parking was easy. Walked right into the theater and got decent (not perfect) seats. Actually arrived almost 10 minutes before lights out. There were a solid 20 minutes of trailers and other assorted pitches before the movie started. I do like the trailers, the rest….

The opening really set the down: very dark. This movie had moments of plodding along. The few scenes with Hagrid didn’t seem to have much energy. I’m not sure Luna Lovegood was done justice, as a character. The DA scenes were fun.

I just re-read book 6 in anticipation of next weekend’s release of the final volume. The movie didn’t really get me going like a b ook does. Is this another case of a huge book needing to fit in 2hours 10minutes? Damned if I know. I do know that the climatic scene in the Hall of Prophecy was outstanding and probably worth the rest of the movie.

Of course, my only modest enjoyment could really be masking some other general malaise, rather how I’m feeling at the moment. Actually, this is how I’ve been feeling since I started the new food plan. If stopping enjoying Harry Potter movies is a price of this new plan, I will need to reconsider.

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The president of the free world(tm), struck again today when he commuted the sentence of Dick Cheney’s fall guy, “Scooter” Libby. This was the act of a president who has pardoned, commuted or reduced the sentence of fewer federal prisoners then any president before him. His reason for letting Libby off the jail time hook?

“I respect the jury’s verdict,” Mr. Bush said. “But I have concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive. Therefore, I am commuting the portion of Mr. Libby’s sentence that required him to spend 30 months in prison.”

Excessive? I actually invested some time in learning about our Federal Sentencing Guidelines. They are pretty extensive and a little anal if you ask me, but, never mind. Here is the relevant page, I think:

§2J1.2. Obstruction of Justice

(a) Base Offense Level: 14

(b) Specific Offense Characteristics

(1) If the offense involved causing or threatening to cause physical injury to a person, or property damage, in order to obstruct the administration of justice, increase by 8 levels.

(2) If the offense resulted in substantial interference with the administration of justice, increase by 3 levels.

(3) If the offense (A) involved the destruction, alteration, or fabrication of a substantial number of records, documents, or tangible objects; (B) involved the selection of any essential or especially probative record, document, or tangible object, to destroy or alter; or (C) was otherwise extensive in scope, planning, or preparation, increase by 2 levels.

So looking at this, I figure Scooter (can I call him that?) was guilty of the basic charge of obstructing justice. In addition I thought (2) above came into play as well. This brought his offense level up to 14+3=17. Alright then. Now, we apply the 2003 Federal Sentencing Guidelines. As this is a first offense, we stick to the first column and find the recommended sentence is….24-30 months. What a surprise! I wonder why our president didn’t just reduce the sentence to 24 months?

Our president is an evil man surrounded by a range of people, not all of whom are evil(though some certainly are), but all of whom cannot be trusted in government. I know some people think he’s just stupid. Others feel he’s just an ideologue. I don’t think he’s stupid. Not anymore. An ideologue? I’m not convinced. I am convinced he is not motivated by what’s best for the majority of the people of the United States.

The sooner we see the backside of this man the better off the whole world will be.

How much you want to bet we don’t find him building decent housing for the poor when he moves on?

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So I’ve been on this new food plan since Monday and I started out really dragging my keister. I can’t say I’m all that hungry but I’m not feeling like I’ve had enough food either. I’m eating a pound of vegetables at each meal, 3 times a day plus whatever I’m supposed to have at that meal (either a protein or starch). I get two snacks (small) and I limit my water/fluid to about 60 ounces a day (sometimes I go over..to about 85).

I used to eat eggs a few mornings a week. Not allowed at this point but I can have egg whites. To hell with egg whites. Those things are awful. I seldom throw food out, but that stuff hit the drain after one meal. I’ll eat meat or edamame instead. I sure do miss my dairy foods and my aged Gouda most of all. I better start feeling better soon OR ELSE!

Who am I kidding? I’m going to just do this for the period I committed to do it. My friend swears by the results he’s gotten from working with this alternative nutrition approach and I still want what he’s gotten so I’m willing to stick with it. If this new plan depends on the placebo effect, it will not work. If it’s for real then it could do the job.

I miss my fruit too. One small portion a day is…one small portion a day. I’m used to having about 24 ounces a day. I’m down to 4 ounces: 1/6th. That just sucks.

I’m allowed to have almost most as much “low starch vegetable” at a meal as I want. I can add fat (olive or coconut oil) too, so that’s what I have done to try to build up the calorie count as the base plan doesn’t have enough calories to keep from losing weight (which I do not need to do). I’ll be weighing myself weekly. If the weight goes down, I’ll increase the portion size. At the moment, I think that’s likely. Can’t say I’d complain about another 4 ounces of veg+1t of fat. I’d rather add fruit but that’s out for now.

So, it’s time for my Calm Magnesium hit now.

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I’m up early, drinking what might be my last cup of coffee for 6 weeks, or more, surfing the web and watching TV. The show is on an ancient extinct lion called Thylacoleo carnifex. An interesting show, to be sure, but not being an archaeologist myself, I see something which strikes me as very odd. The scientists have found a very rare intact skeleton of Thylacoleo. It’s very fragile and cannot be moved or even touched until a special glue is gently brushed on the bones. You can tell the care they take in doing this, covering every surface. I’m thinking, why don’t they use a spray? Seems to me like an easy, safe time saver. But hey, what do I know?

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A buddy of mine reported an amazing increase in his energy levels after working with a particular “alternative” nutritionist. I trust my friend, even though he looked a little gray, so I got in touch with this person and setup an appointment, for today. I don’t have all the details yet, those will be coming in a FAX, probably tomorrow, but here are some clues about my food plan for now:

Well, I admit I’m skeptical but, I’m willing. Energy would be good.

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I am happy to report that the American pharma industry has come to market with the first federally recognized and approved over the counter medication for weight loss: Alli This wonder drug lets you eat about 15 grams of fat at a meal (a touch over one tablespoon of olive oil or one ounce of dry roasted peanuts) and then all the fat additional fat, over 15 grams, is sent straight to your undershorts. Pass go? You bet! Doesn’t exactly sound…user friendly.

Will the demand for adult diapers go up? That should be easy to track for a company like P&G: If the larger sizes start flying off the shelf, we have a winner. Of course, if the tiny sizes go too, we’ll suspect bulimics may be using Alli to practice their disease.

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